her vagine was all disorganized.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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