whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
