Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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