I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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