I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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