i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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