Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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