I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
only you would photoshop your dick
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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