Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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