3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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