YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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