your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize
