at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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