He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Randomize
