well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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