Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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