pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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