Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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