I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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