I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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