I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's blow job season.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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