was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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