just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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