the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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