I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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