She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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