doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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