Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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