My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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