i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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