He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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