that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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