just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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