I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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