But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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