Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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