she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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