They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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