So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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