it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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