lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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