I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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