cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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