You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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