He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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