I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
