ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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