well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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