Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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