Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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