oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just pee around me
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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