what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
